I did not get peed on by my son when I took him potty at the girls' dance studio this afternoon! No, not me!! My son always uses the restroom properly, and always makes sure his "boy part" is pointing into the toilet and not up in the air so that his urine shoots across the room! Of course I taught him proper bathroom manners, so that would NEVER be a problem!
And at said dance studio, while my oldest daughters were in class, I did NOT have someone say to me, "excuse me, but I think your son is choking your daughter." And I most certainly did not look over and witness Graham putting a death grip on Leah's neck. I however, actually DID see her laughing hysterically about it.
My sweet precious baby girl also did NOT turn off the TV in the waiting area of the dance studio repeated times before I realized what she was doing. I ALWAYS supervise my kids 100% of the time, and they NEVER do things they aren't supposed to do over and over and over again.
Yeah, and my son also didn't cause the desk lamp at the dance studio to go crashing to the ground, causing every other person in the waiting area to gasp. NO WAY JOSE, did not happen.
And surely, but next week, the dance studio will NOT have permanently banned us from the premises.
